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caswillfallfordean asked: I think you'd be Sam Winchester because you're super cute, but also sexy as fuck. And I love you a lot and wanna bang so yes Sam Winchester.

That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me

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Anonymous asked: marharhar holy shit fuckles my names not chuck wtf purple sex monkeys

im the purple sex monkey named chuck

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Anonymous asked: *throws confetti sparkles on your face

thank

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Anonymous asked: youre my herp volcano with marshmallows who spit chess boards and dicks are flamboyantly delusional for the peppermint farts dont sleep with the dentist

oh my gosh i love you

OKAY IM GOING TO BED
anon do not spam me
i love you but yeah
unless you want to
idk man do what you want

Star Trek Into Darkness deleted scene [X]

(via sherloki-steals-the-impala)

“you dont think you deserve to be fab”
dis is my super sexy friend castiel-thecorndog
okay have fun with that

“you dont think you deserve to be fab”
dis is my super sexy friend castiel-thecorndog
okay have fun with that

mishasminions:

magenta-storm:

okarama:

mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

Supernatural Cast Impersonations

THESE GUYS ARE REALLY GOOD AT DOING EACH OTHER

That statement could be misconstrued.

That statement should be misconstrued.

THAT STATEMENT IS ONLY MISCONSTRUED IF YOU THINK I DON’T MEAN ANYTHING SEXUAL BY IT

toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me

(via the-apple-pie-was-worth-it)

“How many times have you saved me Clara?
Just this once, just for the hell of it, let me save you!

(via its-an-ear-hat-john)